Girls , Girls ,Girls and Men !!

Women, god`s most complex creation. The story of women goes like this, Adam felt bored and asked god for company. But since god was busy creating donkeys and snakes, he sent a half finished product- Eve. I guess even God can make mistakes. Adams lifes was thereafter spent doing 2 things- Eve and eating apples. It must have been damn easy to understand Eve, seeing that there s just one of them around. 20,000 years later and a billion fucks later, the earth was populated with roughly 3 billion women. It has become harder to categorize women seeing that the sample space of women has rapidly jumped.

I guess in my 22 years 2 months and 20 days of existence I would have come in close contact in atleast a thousand women in relationships. God`s unfinished product`s work is to making itself difficult to comprehend them giving off their mysteriousness aura trying charm the balls out of men. Everyone ,fear not, my nimble mind shall try its best to classify them.Without much foreplay I just jump right into the categories.

Category 1:Girls who dont know what they want.

Beware o wise man. These are the most dangerous of them all. They jump from guy to guy making each guy feel like they are guardians of a treasure. These women project themselves as hurt confused,weak souls all the while telling you their deepest secret and 20 mins later regretting telling you about it. At the end of the relationship you will feel like a fool for having been in such a relationship. These women are for those men who feel the need to protect someone and are overly possessive. Women find sollace in such men, claiming to feel their warmth in their hug and their presence. In all fairness, the people around such people are often disgusted at the girls stupidity and the guys short sightedness. Finally when the guy can take no more of the whinning and crying , it leads to a bitter break up and the eventual resentment of such a relationship. The girl moves on to another guy and hence continues the vicious circle. Depending on the nature of the previous relationship the guy in the next relationship suffers to that level.

Category 2: Girls who are good friends only.

These are the nicest people you will have around. They are kind ,caring and nice. However there s just one rule they wont break. It might be the stupidest thing ( "I dont believe I am pretty enough to fall in love") or the most important thing ("my family is the most important thing") . They will claim to be those who are close to all guys but closest to none. Such girls are ideal friends.They will listen to you while you rant about your boss or the weird chineese guy who keeps putting egg in your vegetable fried rice dispite telling him not to.Certain guys being the imbeciles they are will fall for such girls and will endlessly try upon wooing them to no effect. That one rule will dominate and the guys will not make any headway in their relationship. Do not try too hard guys. That one rule will destroy you.

Category 3: Girls who are looking for the one.

Aaaah. These are often the girls who usually end up with their first love or after a few horrible dates meet one decent man and end up falling in love with him. Such girls are generally nice to other guys. They are decently career oriented and they are kind and caring as category 2 girls. But these girls are also gossip mongrels. They are always up-to-date on whos going out with whom ! These girls are often ideal girls who will give you sound advice and tell you to do what is right. These girls like to be led and a supporting shoulder to lie on. These girls are often patient and understanding but sometimes tend to deflect pressure and anger upon their most loved ones.To all single guys who have such a couple as your close friends, use their help to meet other hot girls.

Category 4:Girls who like just having fun.

This category of girls I like best. They are the courageous, outlandish,wild and out and out girls. These girls are often single and prefer to remain single. A result of their insistence to remain single can often be traced to either a harrowing first relationship or some crappy sister`s friend`s love failure story which would have shocked the bejesus out of them. These girls are like the butterflies who prefer to remain in their cocoons. Although they spread their wings out in public , it is far from the eyes of those admirers. Seeking such people out is difficult and succumbing to their charm is easy. Staying away and forgetting them seems difficult. These are girls living life on the edge, fearless to none and ever ready to break the rules. I like these girls because its always nice to have a challenge.

The easiest way to be happy with the girl of your dreams is to understand them and what category they are.I hope that everyone can see the positives and negatives of each category (although category 1 girls do seem too damn sad).I would call this post an idiom for a girls catalog ( Please,I am not into that business ! so lets refrain from posting horrible comments and rather look up the meaning for idiom first !) .